OCEAN FOAMED

No lie, i have been sent to my room by my parents because my brother is bringing some girl round and they think i will try to embarrass him and ruin their night. I s2g, they think I’m a monster, anyway, i cant wait for this bitch to arrive, imma throw her ass down tha stairs, u na wha I’m sayinnnnn???? Fuk dis hoe fo reaaaaal.

Life plan: Have a really modern house in a city and have cats and a guy who is perfect and preferably has a beard and tattoos and have a good job that i enjoy and enough money to buy stuff i want and free time to do whatever the fuck i like and be able to go out and spend money on nice food and wine and help I’m getting carried away but i can always dream but this will never happen and now I’m sad, bye.

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